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Wasabi Boy – No Engrish

Based off of the song: Teryaki Boyz – Tokyo Drift Written & Performed by: Daniel Shim *Chorus* (2x) I wonder if you know How us Asians like to go We eat rice DDR even drift a flashy car No Engrishhhhhhhhhh shuh Ching Chong Pong No Engrishhhhhhhhhh shuh Ching Chong Pong *Verse 1* I studyyyy very hard I gets girls then go to bar Mommy and daddy say no to that I’m real homie yo true dat I’m so fly (what) Maybe even high (what) I pwn noobs and say byeee Engrish is the Language to be I can’t study its hard for meee *Verse 2* Study time is frustrating Chemistry is just not my thing I get no sleep just for school Unlike you I’m fool I get 100 in math class I have one huge ass We sell Chinese food you say “Thank You!” Fortune cookies says “Fook You” *Verse 3* Adjectives annoy meee I drink lots of bubble teaaa I eat no dog or even frog Not even cat or flying bat I’m not white or even black I just think you whack (whack) I from west coast not the east Put 2 to up and say peace *Chorus* I wonder if you know How us Asians like to go We eat rice DDR and even drift a flashy car We no Engriiiiiiiiiish Ching Chong Pong We no Engriiiiiiiiiish Ching Chong Pong *Verse 4* (Phone rings) Drift my car in the parking lot Pizza Hut is yucky spot Burger King Chicken wings Fries sphaggeti potatos yuckyyyyyy I really hate that food I like to see girl nude You hate rice yo thats rude that just simply wrecks my mood *Verse 5* I represent asian country White people farts raunchy Nuh Jooguleh Shiki Yaaa

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25 Responses to “Wasabi Boy – No Engrish”

  1. smileyforeverful says:

    ahahaha this makes me laugh so hard ever time I watch it!!! xp

  2. fersure15100 says:

    Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just a Dream

  3. mw2lover65 says:

    CAMBODIA

  4. xxSexyLilGalxx says:

    you look like a giant in 3:26 XD

  5. kkawesome716 says:

    I havent seen this in forever!!! I first saw this in like 3rd grade and I’ve been looking for it for 3 years. Thank god I found it!

  6. ThunderVoltPower9 says:

    @Dylan139 No you are so fucking gay

  7. ThunderVoltPower9 says:

    LOL Thumbs up if you thought he said ”No Immagration”" at 0:19 until you looked at the lyrics in the description box

  8. ThunderVoltPower9 says:

    @TheRealReshale Oh, okay

  9. TheRealReshale says:

    @ThunderVoltPower9 no just i prefered his hair back then. hes still hot now just hes kinda old for me now.. this was when he was like 16 or something and now hes like 20 something

  10. ThunderVoltPower9 says:

    @TheRealReshale What are you saying he’s ugly now?

  11. Dylan139 says:

    obviously never been laid

  12. Dylan139 says:

    you are soooooo fucking gay.

  13. TheRealReshale says:

    shimmy was pretty hot back then :o

  14. Gummychewer101 says:

    is that the only Korean you know? Dx

  15. kimchi4fun says:

    NO ENGRISH (SHA~)

  16. chandij35 says:

    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. iLuvChuux3 says:

    Philippine :)

  18. Tahaerkul says:

    Ninja fart 0:25

  19. xCursedAngel says:

    WASBI BOY HAHAAH

  20. AnIMerOX405 says:

    LOL OMG EPIC

  21. Itoshii14Remon says:

    Asians: NO ENGRISH! Thumbs up if your asian. :D

  22. musicrocks1002949 says:

    @Star55G i not immagrant buh still asian!!!! luv being asian!!!!!

  23. musicrocks1002949 says:

    so truely asian!!!!!!!!!! hes kinda cute….

  24. Tahaerkul says:

    i wanna kill him … just saying

  25. Gameplayvid1 says:

    No but you like being ronchy bitch!

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